You’re an evil genius!
911 yes hello i would like to report a robbery a man 650 miles away STOLE ALL OF MY DIGNITY
Happy 6th Birthday, Achievement Hunter! (July 28, 2014)
ALL THE SPOOKEMON
Im actually gonna make this into a painting later when I have more time, but I wanted to post it before Halloween month is over, so here it is I can sleep in peace now
also please look at high res ahhh
*party popper noise*
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Happy Birthday to both Caiti (Ward) Pattillo and Achievement Hunter today!!! Twice as much b-day cake to go around